Do not look up turtle penises.

DO NOT LOOK UP TURTLE PENISES!

Oh shit! I looked up turtle penises. I will never be able to unsee that.

I thought these ficlets could have used a few less reptile references and more Dex/Kane/Frances cuteness, but I will never not be happy to spend a little more time with this little family.

I mean, I was going to have to reread everything anyway because it's been a couple years and Bobby Green is coming out next month, but now there's more urgency because I didn't realize how much I missed these characters.