Hoo boy. I kept asking myself if I’d been scammed and that this was actually written by someone pretending to be Bram Stoker. The plot, characters, and line-by-line writing are poor, slow, and worst of all, just boring.

There are about 10 chapters that amount to watching someone in a room, people coming and going from a house, and trying to locate lamps.

Compared to Dracula, this is an utter disappointment.