This is getting two stars because the narrator for the audiobook was great. Also because this is hilarious, and I don’t even know if the author intended for it to be hilarious but I was DYING.

Like “oh, sorry baby, I basically stalked you, assaulted you, murdered people in front of you, but you looked like you don’t trust me so I’m gonna have to fist you now to prove you can trust me.” LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I’m also begging people to stop saying something is a “dark romance” when in reality it’s just r*pe and assault. It felt insanely all over the place. The FMC wasn’t kidnapped, so it couldn’t be Stockholm syndrome, but this has to be something.