4.5 stars of spectacular use of cuntversation

Not a typo.
Where to start?
I'm not even sure I know what just happened. Ok, so that was a lie. I called the ending but then it's really just a beginning...

Does the vague get to you? Do you want to strangle me? Or will you apologize for thinking negative thoughts?

Are you Andie or sweet little Dani?

It all begins with a cheating douche and angry drunk texting. What she thought was an ending to her sleazy ex by sending a mean drunk text turns out to be something specuntular.

Crazy texts and hot phone calls
lies and favorite things
wild, wild lust
some amazingly ridiculous yo mommas jokes
possible anger management in the future

This books warning label should be:

If you see Andie walking down the street, run for your f©cking life. -Roman

Texting strangers is dangerous unless they turn out to be amazing people. But don't text strangers, they can be scary. Sorry, not saying your scary just. Ok, I'm sorry that was mean. Again, sorry. But really...- Dani

Texting strangers is completely safe. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. Coffee, taffy, anything just to see you...- Ram

I'm going to cut that f©¢%™«...- Andie [ Sorry, ladies and gentlemen we had to bleep out the remainder for the sensitive ears present and of course the gentle souls reading as well. - the eyes on the reviewers]

Mistakes will be made. - Reagan

Now those are just my take on the characters that will take you on a highly entertaining ride. You will be up, down, and side ways with the mood swings and trouble they get into. I highly advise opting out of the tequila drink offs but definitely would go out for the insults.

reviewed for the Sweet Spot Sisterhood