We start of with our heroine disliking cilantro, so naturally I dislike her in turn. She quickly redeems herself with her admission of flossing once a week. Relatable. Moving on to super cool gives no shits granny! She deserved more book time and I want to know who gets the money when she dies! Surely we deserve that at the very least.
Moving on to wordle! Lots of smart words I had to look up but in the end my favorite was “peerection” because I’m giggling school girl. Which is mentioned a lot in the book, subtle schoolgirl kink anyone?
Finally! ✨spice✨
Are we raising red flags at them getting it on every time there watched twilight? Yes/No because I to would rather have sex than watch that. No one should watch it.
Was it hot as hell helping her find what she likes and doesn’t. Fuck yes, love communicating during sex.
Do we need to always add how “big” they are? No. A whole paragraph isn’t necessary to tell me if he’ll fit or not. Tell me a story where they didn’t fit and I’ll take it back... he’s gotta be average with her only doing a two handed hand job. That isn’t impressive. Give me a tentacle and we’ll talk about big.