I cannot convey to you how equally hysterical and horrific this memoir is. 

Number 1, listen to the audiobook. It should win awards because Amber and Lacey play off of each other as only professional comedic sisters can. 

And number 2, if I had a nickel for every time I gazed gobsmacked at the stories they told...I could buy at least ten copies of this book and give them away because that’s how much I want you to listen to it.