An end-to-end case study in Fonts Gone Wild and lipshtick intellectualism. A delicious romp through RuPaul's many looks in photos, accompanied by array of boldface truisms and witticisms peppered in. The sum adds up to an extremely quote-y picture book.

To be sure: "Great gowns, beautiful gowns" ... and the lioness's share of self-empowering, anthemic statements befitting a decades-deep diva. Take a sip of your adult bev of choice for every time an obvious, quasi-poignant fragment of a thought gets emblazoned in big lettering on the page. Shortly, thou shalt be under the table.