Weak. Misters Bond and Fleming and I are taking a break now. This is the point at which the villain's scheme (and chief henchman) seemed truly absurd, and then shortly after foiling it, Bond falls for the oldest trick in the book and gets recaptured--in this case it was the old "you need a fresh typhoid vaccine before you can fly from NYC to London" line. The hell?

Yes, James Bond with your rather cruel smile, comma of black hair, and vast store of prejudices, we need to spend some time apart.