3.5 stars, entertainment factor was A+ though

•H: Jake, 26yrs old
•h: Ellie, 16/17yrs old
•OW: Janet, Jake's gf of two years
•OM: Riley, irrelevant but he's the guy Ellie kinda has a thing with
•Setting: small ass town, the kind where if you look into a dark corner you'll accidentally see your dad fucking the grocery store owner's wife who also happens to be your schoolteacher
•Me: ✨eagerly watching this shit show unfold✨


>>At the courthouse, where Jake and child bride Ellie are about to be married so she doesn't end up in the foster system:

He was wearing his suit that he’d worn to Dad’s funeral. Same suit he’d worn to his own father’s funeral. His only suit. What if he wore it to his next wedding? That would be too awful. I would have to tell him that. Do not marry Janet in the same suit you married me in. I knew instinctively Janet would not like that.

Y'all imma start a gofundme to get this mans a new suit