It really sucks that I have to DNF this because I WAS enjoying it in the beginning. The first three characters (Francie, Indy, and Wade) are fun, if the book was just them it would be good. Then they add on a screaming alien obsessed idiot who yells about alien movies all the time and he's insufferable. Then they add another character who speaks in references to westerns and I genuinely couldn't deal with a second more of this book. Who in their right mind would think it's a good idea to put two different chatterbox characters in their story who add nothing but annoying pop culture references. Please shut up and tell the story, they're not comic relief, they're just annoying

It really sucks because I love the tumbleweed alien as a concept and I really wanted to see where this was going