I definitely read this in Portuguese. I love Zadig and Voltaire for being so damned funny, I mean this dude is hilarious and he’s from the 18th century so ye props Voltaire, you were not only one of the major philosophers in the world, you were also funny as heck.

I mean this girl was madly in love with the man, they were both nearly dead and then when he was about to loose an eye she just said she didn’t like guys with only one eye. That had me dead.