In my next life, dear lord, please let me come back as a white british man that writes a beyond mediocre fantasy series but gets hella praise for it. It shall be grim filled disease and big men who don't shower and characters shall be killed. There shall be a lot of swear words in it, well mostly variations of fuck but you get the picture. The women shall be non existent or exist just enough not to feel like a plot sausage fest. I shall not describe any skin colour except it be dark or black and If i do mention someone is lilly fair it shall be to emphasise someone who isn't.
My plot shall be filled with characters squealing and going aaargh or urghhhh.
and lo' I shall be crowned the King of grimdark.
Amen!