Not good. Slow, boring, the description of Stark reminds me of Mad Eye Moody with the grumbly, monotone voice of dark knight era Batman.

And a Monet? Really?

The term “my sex” when referring to a vagina is gross and not sexy.

I flip flopped between 1 star and 2 stars and ultimately settled on 2 because it’s not THE worst, but it’s very not good.