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A review by sarahs_spoilers
My Brother's Teammates by Rebel Bloom
3.75
🚨 This is not a review. It’s a list of plot events to help me remember the story. Spoilers abound! 🚨
🌶️🌶️ 🌶️🌶️ (BOB!)
- Jenny: Sophomore; just got dumped by Professor; moved into brother’s house (Jason)
- Ryder/Axel/Hudson: Jason’s BFFs, roommates and football teammates
- Jenny is in a secret relationship with her professor and he pretty much treats her like crap; nobody can know so she can’t have friends; her knows nothing about her; she’s just convenient
- The day she was supposed to move in with him, her dumped her bc he was too scared of getting caught - she moved in with Jason and his roommates
- She and Axel masturbate together in the shower
- She has crazy sex with Ryder
- Hudson shows her his secret rooms on campus and they share and talk
- She has crazy, kinky sex with all of them and they fall in love
- Jason beats up Ryder but eventually comes to tend with it
“Kitten. You’re cute as fuck, but you scratch and bite.” He laughed at the sound I made. “It’s okay. You also lick after you bite.”
“I’m not kidding. This will never happen again.”
Shrugging, I trailed my fingers over his stubble. “Do you expect me to come back begging? I won’t. If I have an itch, there will be someone else who can scratch it, Ryder. Can you handle that?”
“Don’t worry. Your Kitten indeed has claws and not just physical ones. She doesn’t need you, or anyone else, sticking up for her. She stared me right in the face and basically said thanks for the fuck, but get over yourself if you think I’m going to lose sleep over not touching you again. She called me a one and done. She ever said some shit about my dick not being a wand or something? Told me it didn’t cast a spell on her, so I didn’t need to worry about her coming back.”
“Never in my fucking life have I had a woman cut me down so easily. I fucking felt like crying.”
“I don’t tell you when you’re eating fake things loudly through the night next door to me, asshole, so I expect you to return the curtesy when I choose to shove a gummy bear or three into my mouth.”
“He just cleaned your glasses in the middle of arguing about how to save your life because he thinks you’re still choking to death. That’s what happened, right?”
I’m concerned that Jason has the situational awareness of a chair since he hasn’t seemed to notice much.”
“You boys had better learn to share amongst yourselves. Seems that cute little thing’s heart is big enough for three. Her body, however, is not. Be gentle and take your time. A patient lover is a good lover.”
Gran moved away and clapped her hands. “Now, I’ve got a man to see about a little bit of grass.“
No, you don’t, Mom! If you get caught trying to buy drugs on campus one more time, they’re not going to let you back in for the games.”
“Boop.”
“Jenny.” Ryder’s warning was wasted on Jenny as she reached around and tapped his nose again. “Jenny, I swear to god.”
“Okay, I just have to change first.” I rolled my eyes when they all groaned. “That’s ridiculous. You’re all absolutely ridiculous and I’m embarrassed for you.”
Ryder nudged Axel. “Told you she could be mean.”
“Love doesn’t wait until you’re ready. It doesn’t come on a pretty spring morning when you’ve just had your hair done and your nails have no chips and you’re in your good panties. It stumbles in drunk on a stormy night, knocking things over and making a mess. It’s ugly before it’s beautiful a lot of times.