This has to be the actual dumbest reason I've Dnf'ed a book but here we are.

One of the guys has a piercing on (in?) his taint which is called a guiche. And  I can't stop reading it as "quiche" and laughing so hard I start crying 🤣 And it's not at all sexy because I start thinking about food and I'm laughing 😂

The book isn't bad, and I've learned about a new piercing but I just can't