A review by weathersreadsgarbage
The Traveling Vampire Show by Richard Laymon

dark slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

1.0

This is why I sometimes wonder if men should be allowed to write horror if they refuse to be competent at it. 

From the title you'd think hey, it's a vampire show that travels! Like that makes sense, right? WRONG! It's actually a very agonizingly slow story about teenage boys jizzing their pants and their stupid boners with about two chapters at the very end featuring vampires. Even for Laymon this is fucking ridiculous.