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A review by geraldine
Star Wars: Survivor's Quest by Timothy Zahn
3.0
this book confirms mara and luke aren't in love and just got married for space tax benefits
JK but it does fit with that reading so it was alright. i just read darksaber!!! i was worried!!!!!! all that callista "oh no me and luke's possible future babies" garbage. instead here we get mara jade investigations with luke as her sidekick. iconic
worst luke moments: having him think to himself that he has the worst fashion there. PLEASE. did you see ep6. did you remember the bs that thrass is described as wearing in outbound flight. there's no way. absolutely no way. why is the phrase "bolero jacket" in this book.
"combination fork-knife" HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EAT WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm glad i didn't read this before outbound flight though because i like lorana's story being about just herself and not for her brother's manpain :|
of all the things i expected this book to be about, it sure wasn't "remember that bit in vision of the future where parck is like MARA PLEASE JOIN THE HAND CASTLE and mara is like, buddy wtf, but if parck did it a second time AFTER mara blew up part of the hand castle and she actually CONSIDERS IT" which is like. the funniest thing i can imagine. why is that the true premise of this book. i love it though. can't wait for the sequel where the second thrawn clone shows up like "heyyyyy can you remind me what brooch you were wearing again thx"
combination fork-knife.
JK but it does fit with that reading so it was alright. i just read darksaber!!! i was worried!!!!!! all that callista "oh no me and luke's possible future babies" garbage. instead here we get mara jade investigations with luke as her sidekick. iconic
worst luke moments: having him think to himself that he has the worst fashion there. PLEASE. did you see ep6. did you remember the bs that thrass is described as wearing in outbound flight. there's no way. absolutely no way. why is the phrase "bolero jacket" in this book.
"combination fork-knife" HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EAT WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm glad i didn't read this before outbound flight though because i like lorana's story being about just herself and not for her brother's manpain :|
of all the things i expected this book to be about, it sure wasn't "remember that bit in vision of the future where parck is like MARA PLEASE JOIN THE HAND CASTLE and mara is like, buddy wtf, but if parck did it a second time AFTER mara blew up part of the hand castle and she actually CONSIDERS IT" which is like. the funniest thing i can imagine. why is that the true premise of this book. i love it though. can't wait for the sequel where the second thrawn clone shows up like "heyyyyy can you remind me what brooch you were wearing again thx"
combination fork-knife.