“His cock was a flesh-and-faerie sex toy, and she felt like she had just woken up to a Santa-sized pile of presents on Christmas morning. The way it swirled and pulsed and actually stroked her was crazy, impossible, ridiculous…but it was exactly what she needed, exactly what she wanted. She had to know what it felt like in her hands, in her mouth, and buried deep inside of her. “Elf me.”