I'm not really sure how a person could possibly not love this book. For one, it's about secret spy kids. For another, it's awesome and hilarious. And finally (as if that weren't enough), it's about chocolate. Need I say more?

I also would like to add that I am pretty sure Pseudonymous Bosch and I are soul mates. It seems from reading this book that his love of dark chocolate is nearly as passionate as mine (from Q&A in the book's appendix: "Q: What is dark chocolate?" "A: Heaven on Earth."), and I think he is missing out on some serious culinary possibilities by not being involved with me either romantically or as BFFs. I think I may have finally found the ideal candidate to eat my pastry creations in trade for editorial comments on my writing. Oh, Pseudonymous--where have you been all my life? Where do you continue to be? Will I ever find out your real name and finally be able to live in bliss with you eternally?