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The Epilogue by Kiera Cass

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1.0

idk why this isn’t just in the normal book
The Heir by Kiera Cass

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1.0

Yet again this was bad. First off I would not call this a "book 4" it is a spin-off duology about the daughter of the original characters. Second off this daughter, Eadlyn, is so annoying and privileged she is not fun to read. Eadlyn spends the entire book being a type-A ass focused only on work and not understanding her privilege or where any of the other characters are coming from, the world revolves around her at all times and barely anyone puts her in her place. We are now 20 years after the end of the 3rd book, Eadlyn will be the first Queen of Illea and her parents ask her to do a Selection in order to create positive press, however, she sucks and instead generates a bunch of bad press. Overall the story is sorta slow and boring, I think because it's from her perspective instead of the selected boys perspective and she barely talks about the selection somehow. Instead the book focuses on her trying to do political work and desk work and then every once in awhile very clinically doing some selection dates. All the boys seem to blend into each other except for Kyle, the son of two characters from the OG books, Henri, a foreigner who barely speaks English and has a translator with him, and Jack, the boy who attacks her. 

The last few chapters of this book are where all the action occurs and someone finally puts her in her place. But also the book consistently mentions how old Maxon and America are but if it's only 20ish years in the future....they're only 40? 

I will say I am consistently confused by the world-building. At this point the class system has been slowly dismantled by King Maxon...so now it's just a normal monarchial society...? However the countries named in this series are absolutely wild. We have Illea (all of North America and Central America), Russia (is apparently the same I guess), Italy (also apparently the same), France (also the same), the "German Republic" (I guess Germany took over the rest of Europe... that's... not great), "New Asia" (which is presumed to be all Asian and South Asian countries...????), and Swindland (SwedenXNorwayXFinland...which is also....rough). I have truly so many questions about this world including where the hell is Africa, Australia, and South America and why the hell are there these super countries but also why would new countries be named like the shipname of the old countries... so strange. This is only the beginning of whats wrong with this book and series in general...

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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told: An Oral History by Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman

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2.5

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman discuss a variety of topics in a jokey way through the lense of their relationship together. I don't really know either of them and I've only seen Nick in Last of Us and a few eps of Parks and Rec so I'm probably not the demographic for this. It was fun but I didn't feel ~changed~ from it or learn anything substantial.

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Little Thieves by Margaret Owen

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adventurous medium-paced

4.5

A mother gives her 13th daughter to Death and Fortune rather than raise her. Instead of killing her Death and Fortune take the girl as their goddaughter and find her a place in a castle as a servant. She becomes close to the Princess of the castle eventually swapping places with her and stealing her place. She will do anything to survive and cares about no one because no one cares about her but eventually her past and lies will catch up to her.

I really enjoyed this story it's a very spooky and intricate tale of female rage. All the characters were very complex and interesting and I enjoyed the multiple deadlines rushing our characters to the end. However, I didn't really love the beginning. It wasn't until I was about halfway into the story that I was finally invested. I also didn't love the ending. It almost seemed like the author realized she backed herself into too much of a corner and just reversed it.  But I did like the little interludes that were told as tales before each section and I think the end section interlude is my favorite. I also like what she did at the end but not how we got there. The germanic words and culture were interesting but not well explained so I spent most of the book skipping over the words I didn't know since they weren't really explained. I loved the gods aspect and I love a good enemies to lovers and a good morally grey main character. I also loved the casual lgbt+ representation (including lesbians, gays, and a demi character!).

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This Much is True by Miriam Margolyes

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4.0

Miriam Margoyles is truly a fun and wild person. In this memoir she tells of her adventures from her childhood through her acting career including Romeo and Juliet, Charles Dickens, Harry Potter, and her sexual exploits. She reads the audiobook which is 10/10

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Four Thousand Weeks: Time Management for Mortals by Oliver Burkeman

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3.5

there’s something ironic about listening to this time management self help book on 2x speed but we’re not going to get into that

some good advice but most of it seemed sort of obvious to me, it was still nice to hear though and i’m sure certain people out there need to hear it for the first time. Didn’t love the suggestion to give up the idea of your ideal self, i understand it’s unhealthy to hold yourself to unreachable standards but I also think there’s benefit it aiming high because if you don’t, how will you ever achieve anything noteworthy. It doesn’t give an substantial suggestions until the very last chapter so if u want to skip the theory and get straight to the action that’s where it is.
The Favorite by Kiera Cass

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2.0

first off this is listed as 2.6 in the series but it has major spoilers for book 3 so it should definitely be read after 3
The One by Kiera Cass

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3.0

Surprisingly this was better than the second one. Honestly completely skip the second one and you won’t miss anything. The beginning of this book was pretty boring and as per the other books has a lot of racism classicism and sexism baked into it. However toward the end we get some girls supporting girls moments and the ending is truly wild 10/10 great ending. Also loved when America’s sister finally called her out for stringing two guys along, it’s what ever reader is thinking. But the ending is wow truly a mess of absolute wild events. I fully felt the shock of reading it yet again. A true plot twist resolving the whole plot. idk why there are two more books but i guess we’ll see
fr what was 2014 me on about tho 😂

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The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake

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fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

I absolutely loved this book and think its now in my top of all time. It's a dark academia fantasy book that's got such heavy harry potter influences without being copy and paste it was delicious.

6 adults from around the world (literally) are chosen to be apart of the secret society that protects/uses the library of Alexandria. First off I was already impressed that the characters were actually diverse and from all over the world since most books seem to say things like 'you are the top most powerful in the world' and then they all come from NYC/the US which is definitely not realistic. This cast of characters comes from Japan, US, England, South Africa, and France. The story is told from all of their perspectives which is interesting and complex, giving you everyone's separate motivations, secrets, and personalities. Elizabeth "Libby" Rhodes is an anxious bookworm rule follower white girl from NYC and Nico de Varona is a Cuban wealthy privlidged golden retriever adhd sunshine boy from NYC. They are 'physicists' as they study physical magic (ie levitation, gravity morphing, etc) and have recently graduated from magical NYU lol. They are class rivals and love/hate each other but are also equally extremely overly powerful. Reina Mori is an emotionally repressed classicist booklover who works at a coffeshop from Osaka and is a 'naturalist' (can control plants) but she is more than just a normal naturalist she doesn't put any effort into manipulating plants, they just feed off her energy and emotions.  Tristan Caine is a anxious low achieving son of a mafia guy. He has worked his way up to corporate ladder with his powers and by dating a CEO's daughter he plans to eventually marry her and inherit the company. He is an illusionist (can create illusions) but not actually...it's more accurate that he can completely see through any and all illusions without trying. Parisa Kamali is a slut(positive) she is beautiful and uses her beauty and body combined with her power of mind reading to infiltrate anyone and get what she wants/needs. She is from Iran but lives in Paris and lol this is one of my biggest problems with the book is that her name is Parisa and shes from Paris. It's the only lazy thing in the book. Last but not least Callum Nova is the character we don't know much about. He is wealthy and good-looking and from South Africa where his family owns a rich international cooperation. His magic is empathy...

Overall the worldbuilding is very interesting,  a very small percent of the world is capable of magic but only simple things like prestigitation-esque (warming things, turning on lights, opening doors) and are called witches. Then an even smaller percentage of that population are qualified and magical enough to be called medians and attend magical colleges like magical NYU. Then an even smaller percentage are considered for the atlas six initiation. The Atlas Six are six people chosen from around the world to be inducted into the Alexandrian society that protects the library of Alexandria (which has moved around over the years and now resides in England as most stolen things go lol). The 6 must attend a year of within the society before collectively choosing 1 of the 6 to eliminate and then becoming initiates.

This book has it all truly, It's diverse, it brings up deep moral dilemmas such as who deserves to have access to knowledge, should everyone know everything or is that dangerous, would you kill for what you want most in the world, are evil and good so black and white, and the morals of fantasy elements such as mind reading and emotional control. It was truly delicious.

But what really had me even more full-throttle invested is the clear harry potter influence. Atlas Blakely, the man who chooses the 6 and the caretaker of the society, is clearly a Dumbledore character- he's older, aloof, reserved, and only shows up to inconveniently drop lore before unhelpfully disappearing, he clearly has an alternative perhaps evil motive. Then we have Nico. Nico is so obviously a James Potter it hurtssss meeee. Nico is an energetic golden boy who cares so deeply for his friends and will do anything for them. He so obviously gryffindor but is so obviously James in the way he is attractive and knows it, has curly black hair, taught himself difficult magic in order to shape shift and be able to help his best friend. Like guys its right there. And if that's not obvious enough, he has two roommates, one a shapeshifter who changes into a black dog and is annoying but everyone loves (cough cough sirius black), and the other a guy inflicted with a genetic problem who is not quite human and has horrible parents and a tragic past (see Remus J Lupin). And no these roommates arent copy paste wolfstar, in fact the romance doesn't seem to be between those two, but they are blatant enough for me and i ate that uppppppp. Furthermore, I think the 6 clearly fit in hogwarts houses (Libby+Nico in Gryffindor, Paris+Callum in Slytherin, Reina in Ravenclaw, and Tristan as Hufflepuff). Apparently the author used to write harry potter fanfic under the same name so I think these aspects are obviously purposeful.

I loved this book 10/10 loosing my minddddd at the end! I also don't get surprised very often by plots and this one really had me going. This is the first booktok book that I've actually thoroughly enjoyed and understand the hype.

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The Guard by Kiera Cass

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1.0

This was simultaneously the most interesting and most boring so far. We are introduced to so much random information that is somehow left out of the main plot. 
-The guards are being drugged?!?!! As part of their training TO RECIEVE PAY they receive steroid injections which then obviously bulk them up but also give them massive amounts of adrenalin that they then naturally also work off with exercise.  Resulting in all the guards being super bulky beefy men.
-We also find out a handful of the other relevant guards names finally, and their backstories.

But what's truly annoying is yet again how Aspen, now elevated a few classes in society, seems to have completely forgotten what it was like being a 6 and is fully devoted to the crown, the king, and anything he wants. He is such a rule follower that he delivers a message from the king to murder a bunch of the lower class but at least his coworker also happens to read the message and 'accidentally' put it in the burn pile. ugh