aphonusbalonus's reviews
449 reviews

She's done it again.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the few books I've genuinely had to put down from laughing so hard.

This book was exactly what I needed and more. While there was no definite climax of the story, and the writing style took me a minute to adjust to, this book was groundbreaking. It read like an autobiography- the first 100 pages or so I did think it was an autobiography! But wow. I love this book. And now, my favorite lines from this book:

"At least... I'm not short."
"Good morning. Here is Mr. Arthur Less. I have concern about tonight."
"She knows he is not a thief, he is clearly just an American."
"And now, I am sorry, I must kill most of you."
"He has a faint British accent, or perhaps he's from New England."
"We want to sleep with a Republican! Who's a Republican?"
"Nothing happened to me. I'm just a homosexual at a Broadway show."