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The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It by Holly Wilde
The thought of a deviled egg man was absolutely ridiculous but I obviously had to read it. These weird novellas are always so fun. The fact that there is a deviled egg man in Shelby’s house and she just puts him to work had me dying laughing. It’s like they never question much of anything. This deviled egg man (like there are more 🤣) has jokes and I really liked his personality. Wait… do eggs have personalities? See, this book is messing with my head now hahaha She’s so stressed out about having friends over to her place for a party that Damien (deviled egg man) really brings the fun to the whole situation. Damien has a “deviled dick” that’s as thick as a baguette and he has pubic herbs 🤣🤣 When he comes it’s yellow and that made me throw up in my mouth. This egg man cums into the deviled eggs (it’s the filling) that they are making for the party. Oh but it gets better or worse depending on how you look at it. Shelby says “hmm I didn’t know I had chives” oh sweetie, you didn’t. He’s cutting his pubes that just so happen to be chives and using that 🤢 No. No. No. Absolutely not. Shelby’s friend Michelle ask for the recipe and he says “It’s my secret sauce, babe. If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore”. THEN James says “These are the freshest chives I’ve ever had. Did you grow them, or did you pick them up at the farmers market over by the square”. Ohhhh if he only knew. To finish the scene Michelle says “so, what’s in this secret sauce? I’m pretty good at discerning flavors, and I’m curious if it’s nut-based”. Damien says “I guess you could say it’s something like that”.
fast-paced
4.0
I’m done.
Bouncy by B. Sobjakken
fast-paced
4.0
Cringy novella? Sign me up! My husband and I both read B Sobjakken’s books one after the other. I read this one first and highlighted the parts that made me look like this 😳🙈 and let me tell you there were quite a few. I never knew there were that many names for your nether regions. Not going to lie “Krabby Patty” was too far…way too far. Hahaha I had the best time reading this novella. The amount of times I said “EWWW” was impressive. It’s novella is something else. What a freaking cringe fest 🤣
Husbands Review:
Well that was something, enjoyed the concept and the cast. Definitely an intriguing story, with that said the off the wall nicknames and descriptions for the steamy scenes were hilariously cringy. So many references that just …. Just no. lol entertaining none the less though!
Saving Easton by Kaci Rose
fast-paced
4.0
This story broke my heart. Easton was a POW in the Marines and is now living in Oakside hoping to heal. Little does he know his best friends little sister works there and she’s the reason he made it through that year of hell. They both had a thing for each other back in the day but being that she was his best friend sister she was off limits. This one was a bit on the repetitive side but still really good. There is family drama and Easton shows his protective side which I absolutely loved. These books are such easy reads but still pull at your heart strings.
Don't Let Me Break by Kelsie Rae
medium-paced
4.5
I loved how this book starts off the moment they met. Age gap is always one of my favorite tropes but in the beginning Macklin doesn’t sound grown up at all 🤣 the moment he called his hard-on a “woody” it was hard to convince me this man was 34, like wtf?!? He redeems himself, don’t worry. Kate was on the annoying side even though Mack was literally the sweetest to her. There is a period scene that had me fall even harder for this man. The Epilepsy rep in this book was strong and it was brought up so much. Don’t get me wrong I love disability rep in books but everything was centered around it. Regardless of that I absolutely loved the story and loved Macklin. Dare I even say he’s my favorite MMC in the series 🤭 He’s so swoon worthy🫠
Don't Let Me Go by Kelsie Rae
medium-paced
3.5
I finished the first one and knew I needed Theo & Blakely’s story. The sexual tension we got to see in book one between these two carries right on over to this one and I think was eating it up. It’s no secret these two have a thing for each other but being that Blakely is Theo’s best friends little sister it makes things tricky. Blakely wants the whole college experience and Theo is jeopardizing it. Theo is also a man who doesn’t want commitment and goes after puck bunnies. Blakely is anything but a puck bunny. They’ve known each other since they were kids but we just get told about it and don’t get to live it. I would have liked there to be some “past” chapters so we could see when things changed between them. This is why second chance isn’t my thing because we don’t get to live through it all right along with them. Not having those chapters definitely changed my reading experience when it comes to this one. The nicknames in this one were just as cute if not cuter than book one. Blakely called Theo “Teddy” and Theo calls Blakely “Baby Thorne” 🫠 It was adorable. Book one is still my favorite but I still flew through this one and enjoyed most of it. I will definitely be reading the next one!
Don't Let Me Fall by Kelsie Rae
medium-paced
5.0
I knew from the prologue this book was going to get messy and I couldn’t wait. When your man won’t show you his phone that is a HUGE red flag and that my friends is Logan, Ashlyn boyfriend. The fact that she stays with him for as long as she did is mind boggling. Especially when she has eyes for his friend Colt who will leave his phone facing up with the lock screen notifications on and not think twice about it. He also notices everything about her all while her boyfriend doesn’t. Colt Thorne is EVERYTHING! He’s protective, sweet, cocky, and everything that Ashlyn wants. Seeing their romance unfold was a journey and completely worth every frustrating moment.
The ice cream scene had me swooning so hard. The name he calls her is so freaking cute and one of my favorites. Their chemistry is off the charts! The next book I know for a fact is going to be fantastic so of course I’m diving right in.
Grim by Layla Fae
fast-paced
2.5
Love me some chocolate but that’s about all I loved about this novella. The whole storyline is unique but I found the characters boring. The over use of “baby” drove me absolutely bonkers. I couldn’t enjoy his dirty talk because he was always saying “baby” 🙄 it was fine for what it was but I think it could have been better. Now if only my man tasted like chocolate 🤭
Claws in Deep by JB Sharp
medium-paced
4.0
We met Ella in “Love and Horns” and I absolutely loved her energy. She’s so quirky and honestly that’s one of my favorite qualities in a FMC. Ella has a shit boyfriend who dumps her right before a trip they had planned together. Ella decides to go on said trip alone because why the fuck not. Ella meets Darren at the airport and his first thoughts of her had me laughing so hard. They just seem to fit together like peanut butter and jelly. I liked them separate but I loved them together. I love when the MMC never gets good sleep because of past trauma or in this case war but when he’s with her he sleeps so good 😭😭 There is no 3rd act and that is always refreshing. I did feel like the book ended abruptly and wanted a little bit more. Out of this one and book 1 I have to say the first book was my favorite. BK is grumpy and Darren is just a sweetheart of a man. Darren and Ella were made for each other 💕
Wickedly Sweet by Steph Macca
fast-paced
5.0
Someone turn up the air it’s freaking HOT in here 🥵 This is exactly what I love in a masked men spicy novella. I loved every single thing about this story. Brothers best friend✔️ Virgin heroine✔️ Masked men✔️ Primal Play✔️ MFM✔️ I loved it all!!!! Oh wait did I mention a knife is used? Yeah, I knooowww 🥵 This would be perfect for Halloween time but I have zero chill and read it now with my friend. Well, I even read it before she did 🙈 like I said zero chill. Just read it!!!
Love And Horns by J.B. Sharp
funny
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
4.5
I have to admit I was so scared to read this book. I’m always super honest with my reviews and my feelings on the books I read so when it’s a friend’s book I get worried. We’ve become great friends and I didn’t want to make her sad. I put it off for as long as I could but I’ve been super curious about it. I started it without telling her just incase 🤣 That worry quickly went away once I met BK and Carter. BK is so grumpy and Carter is such a hard working ball of sass. Their interactions made me so happy even if BK should have inserted his foot into his mouth multiple times. The transitions into steamy scenes were perfect. They felt very genuine and not forced or just thrown in there. There also weren’t too many of them and I appreciated that. I absolutely loved that she added zodiac signs into the storyline. It was a fun little added thing that made me so happy. I was a bit worried in the beginning when scenes/dialogue were replayed with each characters chapter but I promise that stops. It’s just setting it all up. With this being J.P. Sharp’s debut novel I’m super impressed and so would 11 year old her. Well done my friend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Onto the next one because I loved the character in this one who is the main character in that one.