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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl

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adventurous funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

Wow, this was dark. I heard that it was banned, I now know why. 
 
This book follows Charlie Bucket, a poor kid who lives with his parents and all 4 grandparents in poverty. Charlie loves chocolates but due to his family's financial condition, he can only get a chocolate bar once a year i.e., on his birthday. So, when he wins the Golden Ticket and gets the chance to visit the famous Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, he couldn't be more delighted for the surprises that awaits him. 
Initially, I was supposed to read this story to my 10 year old brother but since he's not the type to sit down quietly and listen to me reading a story, I ended up doing what anyone would do out of curiosity. Yes, I read this book for the first time tonight and let me tell you, it was quite the experience. 
It's a quite simple 'children's story' which was darker than I had expected. I would have enjoyed it more as a kid while trying not to become someone like those 4 unlucky kids who were killed(not really since it was a children's book but they surely would have otherwise). Roald Dahl had great imagination and skills to make unforgettable characters. But there's only so much that you could do in a kid's book and he had done it. He didn’t shy away from showing how the Bucket's lives were, in fact he described in detail how they were literally starving due to being jobless during winters.  Charlie Bucket was your classic good kid character and his family was a typical family, I guess. It was amusing that Grandpa Joe suddenly knew how to walk and RUN when they came to the chocolate factory. Hm, interesting. 
I don't like kids. I never did. And the kids in this book are so fucking annoying, except Charlie of course. I don’t have enough Vocabulary to put out my feelings about how much I find them irritating and annoying. Heck the kids were toxic. The parents were careless and rather imbeciles who didn’t know how to raise a kid well. That's what happens when you forget the 'parenting' in 'gentle parenting'. Well, let's not get into that. 

‘My dear old fish,’ said Mr Wonka, ‘go and boil your head!’
 
I'm stealing this line. 
 
Willy Wonka has become one of my favorite characters of all time. To be honest, he was quite charming. Yes, he was a sadist, vile jerk who literally smuggled an entire civilization inside his factory to make them work for him and only gave them the cacao beans as the salary which they probably had grown themselves. Yes, that man was technically the reason for unemployment in the town due to firing ALL of the employees of his factory for hiring non-human smuggled immigrants. Yes, he was passive aggressive towards the kids and well, didn't even care about them at all. But so what? At least he was witty and well, charming. After all, You can't become a global success and produce millions of chocolates everyday without killing a few kids once in a while. I'm kidding, my humble apologies. 
 
‘I am a little deaf in my left ear,’ Mr Wonka said. ‘You must forgive me if I don’t hear everything you say.' 
Another line that I'll be stealing from Mr Wonka for those who don’t shut up. Willy Wonka hated people who interrupted him or argued with him and he couldn't be more relatable. Heck he got me at disposing the kids to be honest (I swear I'm a civilized human who doesn't hate other humans). 
 
Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.
 
Mr Wonka, what the fuck? 
 
The Oompa-Loompas were creepy, not gonna lie. No, Veruca, I don't think that they are someone who you'd want to bring inside your house. And the things that went by in this book made me question if this book was actually written for children. Hair cream? Has beans(beens)? Whips? Stickjaw for talkative parents? Wriggling sweets in tummy? A boy falling into a pipe which would end up making him a chocolate fudge? Squeezing the juice out of a girl by rolling her thin? The lady chewing on her own tongue in sleep? The whole family falling down the hole along with bad steak, oyster, rotten fruits, liverwurst and what not into an incinerator? Stretching a shrunk kid to miles long? Goodness gracious! 
My imaginative brain just couldn't imagine those scenes like an innocent kid would. In fact, I was hoping for the kids to never 'return' but of course they had to. That was disappointing. Again, I'm not a sadist I promise. And I wonder, what did Roald Dahl has against chewing gum? Because that song was well, quite something. 
Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

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adventurous funny tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5

“Thank you, Liam. Thank you for being my shadow. Thank you for being my friend.” He blurs in my
vision as the tears come faster.
“It’s been. My honor.” Liam’s chest rattles as his lungs struggle.
Tell me Mrs Yarros, did you have to kill him? Was that necessary? Was it required to kill such a sweet character? Why do authors make a character so likeable only to have them killed later on like :,)


The pacing is good! There really weren't any slow moments. The author does a good job in keeping you at your toes but honestly, I predicted a lot of things before they were revealed. I knew that Xaden and his group were aiding the "enemies". I also had suspicions that Brennan was alive.

“I’m not dying,” Dylan says with way more confidence than I feel as he tugs a necklace from under his tunic to reveal a ring dangling from the chain.

Ever since I read that, I just knew that he was gonna die.


The world building was not great. A lot of things weren't explained properly. Why are the youngsters going to war college to train for the war? What is this war exactly? What is the politics of this world? Who exactly are the two sides? How exactly are they getting their powers?
We are given the information at really inconvenient and random moments, so the book does feel like info-dumpy but the thing is it isn't really giving much information. Does that make sense at all? That recitation of information while walking on the Parapet and being threatened by another felt really hilarious to me. I don't know if it was supposed to be that way but it was like that for me.
I was really confused about the history of events and I feel like the politics, the war and the exact reason why the war among rebels and the Navarre people was fought will be discussed in the upcoming books. Atleast that's what I hope.


I liked the main character. She wasn't annoying and miserable but actually fun to read. She was not a pick-me like so many YA/NA fantasy. I liked the fact that the main character wasn't portrayed as weak just because she was "tiny" but because she actually has a chronic condition called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. It really felt like the disability affected her instead of it being just thrown in the book to show her as an underdog.
But Xaden. Tell me, why does every other "bad guy" male lead in these fantasy series all looks the same?? But he was a nice character who was technically right all the time. He was a decent wingleader and gave great advices and suggestions and encouraged Violet unlike Dain. He also had a really valid reason to keep secrets from her and not tell her things. I really liked his character because he's actually really smart.

“You’re not listening.” His voice lowers. “I. Am. Here. Tairn didn’t drag her back to Basgiath. He didn’t break through her shields and pour his emotions into her. He didn’t demand she fly across the fucking kingdom.
Your sister is still right here. I’m the one who left my post, my position, and my executive officer in charge of my wing. She’s not missing out on shit.”
He's so right here.

“She is not a child. She’s a full-grown woman. A rider. Start treating her like one and at least have the decency to give her the truth. You think Melgren or any other general—to include her own mother—is going to let her sit on a power like this? It’s not like she can hide it, not the way she just demolished one of the practice forts.” 

“By defeating invading armies before they get the chance to hurt civilians. You want to keep Rhiannon’s nephew alive in that little border village? This is how. You want to keep Mira alive when she’s behind enemy lines? This. Is. How. You are not just a weapon, Sorrengail. You are the weapon. You train this ability, own it, and you’ll have the power to defend an entire kingdom.” He smooths back more wind-loosened tendrils of my hair behind my ears, clearing my vision so I have no excuse but to see the honesty in his eyes.

I really liked Xaden here. He never babied her, nor did he ever stop her from reaching her actual potential.


Also,I know that Dain wanted to protect Violet but it's really annoying that he always wanted to transfer her to the Scribe Quadrant. Actually, he's just really annoying as a person and according to me, he’s the one who "betrayed" Violet by looking into her memories without her knowing instead of Xaden who had legitimate reasons to keep things from her. Was this really a love triangle? Like tell me honestly, did anyone ever really like Dain?


Rhiannon was a good character as well. I love to see female friendships in novels that are hella genuine and relatable. Their dynamic was really entertaining to read but I must say that some of the jokes weren't timed aptly. Why are they making sexual innuendos just after it was announced that their classmates died?

“That is…” Rhiannon murmurs beside me.
“It sure is,” I agree.
“Stop objectifying our wingleader,” Liam teases.
“Is that what we’re doing?” Rhiannon asks, not bothering to look away.
My mouth waters at the muscled expanse of his back and that sculpted ass. “Yeah, I think that’s what we’re doing.”

That was funny not gonna lie.


At times, the dialogues were a bit corny to me. I was kinda weirded out by the dick jokes in the literal beginning of the book when there was supposed to be a serious situation as Violet could be dead in the next few hours. Things like these could be find a lot of times all throughout the book. Also, a lot of things and rules in the Basgiath College seemed impractical to me. Why were the cadets literally allowed to kill each other except when the victim is sleeping? Jack literally killed a cadet on the first day I guess and he faced no repurcussions for that. Why are the cadets forced to die while walking the parapet when you could have just installed a net or used someone with a power that could've saved those fallen. I mean why was there the need to die? They could've just been disqualified and sent to other quadrants, right?
Every person who was a part of the rebellion in the past were murdered and their children were put into the military. Now I wanna know what was their logical thought process behind making this decision because they are literally giving them access to military information and well, DRAGONS! How is that a good idea because they are literally given the chance to start another rebellion!
Also how did Violet never get caught while poisoning her opponents? The author should have either shown the way she was poisoning them or atleast she should have gotten caught once. But no, she was perfect at it except Xaden finding out about that behind the scenes.


I loved the dragons in this novel. Tairn was sassy and sarcastic and well my favourite character to be honest. Andarna was really sweet and I don't know how to describe my opinion about Sgaeyl but her personality screamed "boss".


“You’re making us look bad. Stop it.”

“Now get in the seat and actually hold on this time, or no one is going to believe that I’ve actually chosen you,” he growls.

“Please, do tell me more about what I should value.”Sarcasm drips from his tone.

“You’re worthy. At least I think you are, but you apparently don’t pay attention in class.” He chuffs and a warm puff of steam blasts the back of my neck.

“They’re accommodations for me. I’ve seen your memories. I’m not about to have you sticking daggers into my leg to climb up. Now let’s go.”

“Annoys you?” Tairn chuckles above me, the sound like a chuffing cat.
“Is that what you call it when your heart rate—”

“Tairn says if you harm me, he’ll burn you,” I say as dragons to the left and right launch skyward without their riders, headed back to the Vale. But not Tairn. Nope, he’s still standing behind me like an overprotective dad.

“Should I get the wingleader?” Tairn flat-out laughs in my head.

I just love Tairn!


But speaking about the Romance...
I'm not really a fan of sexual things in novels so those scenes weren't appealing to me but I must say that the angst and the tension was great. Violet being a simp was kinda relatable and funny but ever since their first kiss, the novel kinda shifted to show the Romance plot more which I didn't like. See, Romance is good but too much of it just feels unnecessary and at times, cringy, to me. I really did not care about the romance. To be honest, if we had more of the dragons and less of the romance, I would have enjoyed this a lot more.


For a romantasy novel it is required that the characters should be entertaining and romance should be the focus while there isn't a necessity to have one of the best world buildings that exist in the Fantasy genre. So, considering and reading this book from a Romantasy point of view, I was definitely entertained and liked the characters although Romance felt a bit like insta love even though it happened slow. This book is great for those who have never read Fantasy before and wants an introduction to the genre.

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The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H.P. Lovecraft

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dark mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? N/A
  • Loveable characters? N/A
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

The Cat in the Hat Comes Back by Dr. Seuss

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funny lighthearted relaxing fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.75

The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss

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funny lighthearted relaxing fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? N/A
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

The Cruel Prince by Holly Black

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adventurous dark tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

“Most of all, I hate you because I think of you. Often. It’s disgusting, and I can’t stop.”

My lord.

I have a grudge against all those people on the internet who told me that this series, particularly this book was bad and undeserving of people's time. The main reason for the hate towards this book is that everyone chimes in with high expectations of "enemies to lovers" that it would be just that, except for the fact that it's not. And I liked that. I loved that romance was a sub plot instead of being the whole plot like every other YA Fantasy stories (exceptions exist). There's not a lot of romance in here and I'm quite pleased by that. 
Also people are like "this is not enemies-to-lovers, this is just enemies" and I'm like ??? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? I mean that's exactly how it should play. They should BE enemies to become lovers later, not like those so called enemies-to-lovers where they aren't even enemies but just people with misunderstandings between them. I love how the famous trope plays in this book. Jude and Cardan are mean and manipulative with each other. They aren't being lovey-dovey, they ARE enemies (with benefits sometimes). This book was so fun!

Mythologically correct fae!! They can't lie and are extremely mean and manipulative and strike duels against people. There are a lot of creatures except just fae which was impressive. There are pixies, trolls, imps, goblins, hobs, etc. I've been missing out on so much because I had somehow convinced myself that this series wouldn't be my cup of tea and that it's trash. But oh, how wrong I was. I really liked the cunning political game that faeries play in this world. It was so entertaining. 

The world building is not very good. It hinges on the reader's prior knowledge of fae mythology. Holly Black didn't create her own world or explain the already existing world. So this would be a bit tough for those who know nothing about faeries or other creatures that exist in this book.

Jude is such a refreshing YA main character because she knows what she wants. She's manipulative, mean and selfish and in one word, a badass. While Cardan was the annoying, mean prince of the kingdom who was also a bully so yeah I didn't like him. But it was fun to read about a character like him, the way his character grew a bit (or seemed to grow) by the end of the book. He really was such a despicable character.

And the Ghost! That's the man I have a crush on now. And of course he's a side character. Why do I always end up falling for side characters?

Also, Alright I know that Locke was the bad guy who was playing with both the sisters but I hate Taryn. I kind of guessed that Locke was her supposed fiance. She knew that Locke and Jude were definitely more than friends yet she didn't think it would be awful to marry a guy like that and betray her sister? No, all that "showing Locke that I was different" were mere excuses and didn't make sense at all. She's actually being a bitch. Especially when she suggested to Madoc that Jude must know where Cardan was.
But that doesn't mean that I don't hate Locke. That guy deserves the hate. I can't believe I actually kinda liked him in the beginning because of obvious reasons.


And I'm sorry but Cardan was playing cards with The Roach, the ghost and the bomb instead of being tied to a chair, being miserable? That was hilarious.

“Everything is spiraling into chaos anyway,” says Cardan. “Might as well have some fun. Don’t you think, Jude?”

I seem to forget that he was an actual bully in the story, before shit went down.
Believe Me by Tahereh Mafi

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funny lighthearted slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

And I'm finally done with the series.

See I have been disappointed quite often throughout the series. To be honest, I can count the amount of times I actually liked something about this series and I wasn't expecting anything at all from this last novella which kinda helped because I liked the wedding scene. Although yeah the beginning of this book was boring. I liked the second half of this book.


“If you two are going to be disgusting on your wedding day,” Kenji says over his shoulder, “could you at least whisper? It’s close quarters in this crowd, okay? No one wants to hear your filthy conversations.”

He's so relatable. That's me being a third wheel IRL.


And I feel as if I’ve stepped into a strange, alternate reality, into a world where I didn’t think I’d ever belong. I could never have anticipated that somehow, somewhere along this tumultuous path— I’d acquired friends.


This. I was smiling throughout the surprises scene and the wedding. I love the found-family trope and seeing these people being so kind and affectionate towards each other is so heartwarming. But it's still frustating that Warner didn't have any real character development in the series. He's so good with Juliette but he's such a rude jerk to everyone else. Well at least we got the Kenji and Warner's friendship dynamic towards the end.
And I've said it before but I'll say it again. Kenji was the best bro, the best friend and the best character in this series. He really has all my heart. 

I wish I've gotten to see more about Winston and Brendan. They seemed really cute to me and I wanted to see what their relationship was really like.


“Did you know, I once watched a dog vomit—and then proceed to eat its own vomit.”
“Okay, but—”
"And then vomit. Again.”
Sam crosses her arms. “That was one dog.”
“Another dog once defecated right in front of me while I was patrolling a compound.”
“That’s perfectly norm—”
“After which it promptly ate its own feces.”

I lost it.
Imagine Me by Tahereh Mafi

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adventurous tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.25

Disappointed (again) but not surprised. 

The beginning of the book was actually nice you know. I was thrilled during that "end of the world" sequence and it was so good. I also enjoyed when Paris came to the Sanctuary for Juliette. But then, everything went downhill. Juliette was back again in Oceania which is honestly so stupid. The plot is poorly done. Juliette is supposed to be the strongest person ever but she's never that.

And all the stuff about Max rewriting 'algorithms' and basically everything related to Emmaline and Operation Synthesis (or just the whole world building aspect)made no sense. The things were written just for the sake of giving it a sci-fi dystopian vibe and that was it. It was nonsensical and illogical and I was so disappointed. Nothing about the Reestablishment plan was explained well, like how it was actually done or supposed to be done. I swear there were random words thrown here and there in hopes that they would make sense, except the fact that they didn't. 

Also, the few chapters written in Juliette's pov during the time when Emmeline had taken over her were meant to be confusing I guess, to show her state of mind. But they actually made no sense. I was genuinely so frustrated not gonna lie.

And I'm sorry but Juliette simping over Anderson, him making her call him her master and all those scenes made me feel so weird. I get that he's handsome and her memory is wiped but why did Tahereh Mafi has to write that?? And Warner literally kissed her memories back? What the actual fuck? Tell me that it was reasonable. Give me actual reasons to convince myself that it was reasonable and not just poor writing.

And Kenji has always been my favourite character throughout the series, the only character I've actually liked but in this book, most of the plot was told through his pov. And I love him but I must say that it was boring. I actually found myself getting annoyed by Kenji sometimes but it's understandable. He was on the verge of breakdown throughout the whole book which is reasonable since he was  carrying the whole story on his back. But whatever happened which was told from his pov was extremely boring, also because this book was just dull and lackluster. 

The ending was sloppy and rushed. So many loose threads and a lot of things (and characters) ignored. She got her memories back, Emmaline died and the capital was set on fire and that's it? It ended before even reaching the climax. Seriously, what the fuck was that? Like where's the actual battle in which every character participates? Ian, Winston, Brendan and others were literally gone. Like none of them, no one except Warner, Kenji and Nazeera played a role in this whole book. Not even Juliette herself. To be fair, none of the characters seemed relevant in this book except Kenji. Warner was back to his old self which was honestly so frustrating. Like no, it's not sweet or understandable that he's devastated without Juliette because he loves her so much, it's actually so annoying that loving her is the only good thing he does and the rest of his personality is just being a doućhebag. Adam had been gone since the previous installment and Juliette is just there. She is the main character but she does nothing until the ending. She was like a puppet as the plot moved her forward. She didn't do anything significant at all, except maybe destroying the Capital.

I didn't even have any expectations from this novel because I had always been disappointed while reading this series but I must say I didn't deserve that shit of an ending just to have a "cute" epilogue which wasn't even cute, just boring.

Ps: Brendan and Winston were so cute and I'm willing to read a novella of their story which is obviously never gonna get published.
Find Me by Tahereh Mafi

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adventurous sad tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.75

Reveal Me by Tahereh Mafi

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adventurous sad tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

This was unnecessary, to be honest. Even though I love Kenji, I didn't like this book. All these novellas just seem like a way to make money, nothing else.

No one takes Kenji seriously but he's always right. And when they found out that Adam and James were abducted, they didn't tell him for 14 hours and when he freaked out because that's exactly something to freak out over, they all were like why are you freaking out? Are you okay? Like that's unfair! 
He's always supposed to be the fun outgoing easy friend and when he's showing any emotion other than that, everyone thinks he's crazy. Everyone other than Juliette. I had never imagined that I'd love the friendship between Juliette and Kenji so much, but I do.

And it's so strange that they let Juliette rest throughout all of this. I just know that something is definitely wrong with Castle. Hell I've been feeling that since Restore me, not gonna lie.

And now that only 1 novel is left(except the novella), there's a lot left to unpack. I just hope that they don't fit the whole major thing in just the last few chapters like the previous books. Please don't disappoint me any further.